Reformat the Dog

Weird Embedded Systems

Heard the one about the electronic lollipop? Or the 8-bit computerized Frisbee? And what's that buzzing noise inside Senator John Glenn’s intestines? Electronics and computers have found their way into the most bizarre, unexpected, and ridiculous places, and they’re here to stay. They’re in our homes, our cars, and even ourselves. Imagine the heartache when a robotic pet crashes and it’s time to reboot the family dog. This humorous and lighthearted view of the industry provides a nice break in long conferences or for an after-dinner chuckle.

Length: 30-90 minutes

Past Clients Say...

"In person Turley is blunt, insightful, and hilarious. In print he's merely blunt, insightful, and witty."

 — senior technology analyst

"You explain technology, processes, and concepts so well that I've saved the material"

 — senior CPU marketing executive

"First of all, let me congratulate you on a terrific seminar!"

 — senior semiconductor executive

"Excellent speaker.
I would like to see the seminar expanded longer."

 — seminar attendee

"I've done a fair amount of public speaking, but I was amazed at your ability to talk coherently for 8 hours."

 — executive seminar attendee

"Turley is fine in print but it is on the stage that he excels."

 — senior editor, business publication

"Unanimously,
participants in the session appreciated your candor."

 — corporate meeting planner